So, maybe you don't need 8 bathrooms (only one of them a half bath).
What about a 10,000 square foot all-brick, Italianate-style villa? A Captain's Deck with "panoramic vistas?"
AOL Real Estate has this WOW house for sale in Oakton.
The house, built in 2008, weighs in at 10,000 square-feet, with seven bedrooms and all those bathrooms. And, yes, as you can see from the photos, there's a two-story foyer, a cinema, a fitness center, a steam/sauna, a banquet hall, an arcade and a salon.
The lot itself, at 2909 Chain Bridge Road, is just down the road from the Oakton Library and Giant Supermarket, offering easy access to shopping and restaurants.
But with a built-in library and a gourmet kitchen, you might not even have to leave the house at all.
Have a few extra million hanging around? You can arrange a private showing.